Pre-Order "The Monstah" P92 (1 White 1 Black)

EACH ORDER COMES WITH 2 STICKS!! This twig is for the player who wants to have an absolute cannon. Player Profile: Played in High School and played in College. This player is generally a very fast skater and has a natural shooting ability. The weird thing about this guy is he has a strange knack to only fire the biscuit directly into the goalies pads...This stick helps him focus more on the net. This player also takes stupid penalties and is in the box more than he is on the ice. This player is loved by his Teammates and is the only skater known to take only slap shots...even on breakaways!! This twig helps curve his appetite for his stupidity and helps put the Team in position to stay out of last place. He is generally the funniest guy in and out of the locker room. He is very smooth (just on the ice, NOT with the women) and can stick handle very well but is constantly trying to rush end to end. Most of his Teammates quietly say to themselves, "I wish he would pass the puck to me a little bit more" but then they realize he is much better than them and keep their mouths shut!! Stats: Average goals last season +- 7. Average assists per season +- 12. Average penalties per game +- 2. This stick may increase your Goals to +- 10, Assists to +-14. While there are no guarantees, this stick is designed to help you feel good about your game. We see Teams that have players using this stick have an overall record of about 75% Win to Loss Ratio and usually make the playoffs.

P92: The undisputed top choice. It features a slight curve near the middle/toe and an open face. It is great for catching passes, taking quick snap shots, and shooting from the slot.