{"title":"Sticks","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"the-monstah","title":"Pre-Order \"The Monstah\" P92 (2 Black Sticks)","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003eEACH ORDER COMES WITH 2 STICKS!! This twig is for the player who wants to have an absolute cannon. Player Profile: Played in High School and played in College. This player is generally a very fast skater and has a natural shooting ability. The weird thing about this guy is he has a strange knack to only fire the biscuit directly into the goalies pads...This stick helps him focus more on the net. This player also takes stupid penalties and is in the box more than he is on the ice. This player is loved by his Teammates and is the only skater known to take only slap shots...even on breakaways!! This twig helps curve his appetite for his stupidity and helps put the Team in position to stay out of last place. He is generally the funniest guy in and out of the locker room. He is very smooth (just on the ice, NOT with the women) and can stick handle very well but is constantly trying to rush end to end. Most of his Teammates quietly say to themselves, \"I wish he would pass the puck to me a little bit more\" but then they realize he is much better than them and keep their mouths shut!!  Stats: Average goals last season +- 7. Average assists per season +- 12. Average penalties per game +- 2. This stick may increase your Goals to +- 10, Assists to +-14. While there are no guarantees, this stick is designed to help you feel good about your game. We see Teams that have players using this stick have an overall record of about 75% Win to Loss Ratio and usually make the playoffs\u003c\/span\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"Yjhzub\" data-sfc-root=\"ep\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-copy-service-computed-style='font-family: \"Google Sans\", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 700; margin: 0px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(10, 10, 10);'\u003eP92:\u003c\/strong\u003e The undisputed top choice. It features a slight curve near the middle\/toe and an open face. It is great for catching passes, taking quick snap shots, and shooting from the slot.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Left \/ Black","offer_id":49097825714404,"sku":null,"price":222.22,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Right \/ Black","offer_id":49097825747172,"sku":null,"price":222.22,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0821\/2476\/7460\/files\/standing_up_black_front-removebg-preview.png?v=1786036663"},{"product_id":"the-charlie-broderick","title":"Pre-Order \"The Charlie Broderick\" P28 (2 Black Sticks)","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eEACH ORDER COMES WITH 2 STICKS!! This twig was designed for the player who wants to score but just can't seem to light the lamp. He probably needs to hire a shot coach. This stick can and will HELP!! Player Profile: Played in High School (2\u003csup\u003end\u003c\/sup\u003e and 3\u003csup\u003erd\u003c\/sup\u003e line) and tried out for College. This player has done really well in business and has a high net worth. Playing hockey and being on a Team is usually way more important to him than his job or working. Funny, good with the woman and can tell a good story. Very loyal. His role, per most of his coaches was to \"dump and change\". If he scored it was a bonus. He was on the ice to give better players a chance to catch their breath. This player Average goals last season +- 1. Average assists per season +- 1. Average penalties per game +- 1. This stick may increase your Goals to +- 2, Assists to +-2. While there are no guarantees, this stick is designed to help you continue to strive to score and you've got nothing to lose. We see Teams that have players using this stick have an overall record of about 30% Win to Loss Ratio and maybe make the playoffs.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eP28:\u003c\/strong\u003e The preferred curve for goal-scorers and \"snipers\". It curves heavily near the toe of the stick, allowing for a lightning-quick release, easy toe-drags, and the ability to elevate the puck instantly in tight.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Left \/ Black","offer_id":49097825976548,"sku":null,"price":222.22,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Right \/ Black","offer_id":49097826009316,"sku":null,"price":222.22,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0821\/2476\/7460\/files\/standing_up_black_front-removebg-preview.png?v=1786036663"},{"product_id":"the-monstah-copy","title":"Pre-Order \"The Brook Street Brawler\" PM9 (2 Black Sticks)","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eEACH ORDER COMES WITH 2 STICKS!! This twig is for the player who is looking to get a few more goals this year and tends to focus on his lie and flex rather than shooting on goal when he is in the slot!! Player Profile: Played in High School. This player is loyal to a fault to the game of hockey, his friends and his family. This player grew up playing street and pond hockey. He believes referees suck and doesn't really like goalies. He also believes what happens on the ice stays on the ice and what happens in the locker room stays in the locker room. He talks shit on the bench. He initiates bullshit banter in group text message exchanges during the NHL season and is often wrong about predictions. THIS STICK WILL HELP YOU SCORE MORE GOALS THIS YEAR!! Stats: Average goals last season +- 4. Average assists per season +- 5. Average penalties per game +- 6. This stick may increase your Goals to +- 8, Assists to +-10 and it will help reduce your PIM because you're happier scoring goals and getting assists. While there are no guarantees, reducing your PIM's helps you stay on the ice longer and potentially results in more Points. We see Teams that have players using this stick have an overall record of about 50% Win to Loss Ratio and usually make the playoffs.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePM9:\u003c\/strong\u003e one of hockey's most traditional and straight blade patterns, characterized by a mid-heel curve, a flat toe, and a closed face. While modern retail is dominated by the P92 and P28 curves, the PM9 remains highly sought after by playmakers for crisp passing and strong backhands.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Left \/ Black","offer_id":49097826107620,"sku":null,"price":222.22,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Right \/ Black","offer_id":49097826140388,"sku":null,"price":222.22,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0821\/2476\/7460\/files\/standing_up_black_front-removebg-preview.png?v=1786036663"},{"product_id":"the-nellie-o","title":"Pre-Order \"The Tex\" P88 (2 Black Sticks)","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eEACH ORDER COMES WITH 2 STICKS!! This twig is for the player who can't skate fast but can stick handle in a telephone booth. He can just score. The stick is designed as a \"Goal Scoring Machine\"!! One of our Best Sellers. \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis stick is dedicated to any of our fellow hockey players and friends who have passed on and are watching down on us while we still try to win hockey games!!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e Player Profile: Played in High School, Played in College at a D1 but wanted to transfer to a D3 to be able to get more goals. This player loves the game of hockey, his friends and his family. This player grew up playing street and pond hockey. Good in the locker room, has a job that pays the bills and loves music. Player has denied accusations of skating over to the refs and telling them he was in on the goal by pointing to the back of his jersey to get on the scoresheet. Stats: Average goals last season +- 19. Average assists per season +- 31. Average penalties per game +- 0. This stick may increase your Goals to +- 25, Assists to +-69. No need to reduce your PIM because this player focuses on scoring goals and getting assists and staying out of the box. While there are no guarantees, this stick may result in more Points. We see Teams that have players using this stick have an overall record of about 90% Win to Loss Ratio and make the playoffs and often get to the Finals!!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eP88 (Heel\/Mid):\u003c\/strong\u003e A flatter, more traditional curve with a closed face. 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One of our Best Sellers. \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis stick is dedicated to any of our fellow hockey players and friends who have passed on and are watching down on us while we still try to win hockey games!!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e Player Profile: Played in High School, Played in College at a D1 but wanted to transfer to a D3 to be able to get more goals. This player loves the game of hockey, his friends and his family. This player grew up playing street and pond hockey. Good in the locker room, has a job that pays the bills and loves music. Player has denied accusations of skating over to the refs and telling them he was in on the goal by pointing to the back of his jersey to get on the scoresheet. Stats: Average goals last season +- 19. Average assists per season +- 31. Average penalties per game +- 0. This stick may increase your Goals to +- 25, Assists to +-69. No need to reduce your PIM because this player focuses on scoring goals and getting assists and staying out of the box. While there are no guarantees, this stick may result in more Points. We see Teams that have players using this stick have an overall record of about 90% Win to Loss Ratio and make the playoffs and often get to the Finals!!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eP88 (Heel\/Mid):\u003c\/strong\u003e A flatter, more traditional curve with a closed face. 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This player is loyal to a fault to the game of hockey, his friends and his family. This player grew up playing street and pond hockey. He believes referees suck and doesn't really like goalies. He also believes what happens on the ice stays on the ice and what happens in the locker room stays in the locker room. He talks shit on the bench. He initiates bullshit banter in group text message exchanges during the NHL season and is often wrong about predictions. THIS STICK WILL HELP YOU SCORE MORE GOALS THIS YEAR!! Stats: Average goals last season +- 4. Average assists per season +- 5. Average penalties per game +- 6. This stick may increase your Goals to +- 8, Assists to +-10 and it will help reduce your PIM because you're happier scoring goals and getting assists. While there are no guarantees, reducing your PIM's helps you stay on the ice longer and potentially results in more Points. We see Teams that have players using this stick have an overall record of about 50% Win to Loss Ratio and usually make the playoffs.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePM9:\u003c\/strong\u003e one of hockey's most traditional and straight blade patterns, characterized by a mid-heel curve, a flat toe, and a closed face. 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Player Profile: Played in High School (2\u003csup\u003end\u003c\/sup\u003e and 3\u003csup\u003erd\u003c\/sup\u003e line) and tried out for College. This player has done really well in business and has a high net worth. Playing hockey and being on a Team is usually way more important to him than his job or working. Funny, good with the woman and can tell a good story. Very loyal. His role, per most of his coaches was to \"dump and change\". If he scored it was a bonus. He was on the ice to give better players a chance to catch their breath. This player Average goals last season +- 1. Average assists per season +- 1. Average penalties per game +- 1. This stick may increase your Goals to +- 2, Assists to +-2. While there are no guarantees, this stick is designed to help you continue to strive to score and you've got nothing to lose. 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It curves heavily near the toe of the stick, allowing for a lightning-quick release, easy toe-drags, and the ability to elevate the puck instantly in tight.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Left \/ White","offer_id":49198510080228,"sku":null,"price":222.22,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Right \/ White","offer_id":49198510112996,"sku":null,"price":222.22,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0821\/2476\/7460\/files\/standing_up_white_back-removebg-preview.png?v=1786036648"},{"product_id":"pre-order-the-monstah-2-white-sticks","title":"Pre-Order \"The Monstah\" P92 (2 White Sticks)","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003eEACH ORDER COMES WITH 2 STICKS!! This twig is for the player who wants to have an absolute cannon. Player Profile: Played in High School and played in College. This player is generally a very fast skater and has a natural shooting ability. The weird thing about this guy is he has a strange knack to only fire the biscuit directly into the goalies pads...This stick helps him focus more on the net. This player also takes stupid penalties and is in the box more than he is on the ice. This player is loved by his Teammates and is the only skater known to take only slap shots...even on breakaways!! This twig helps curve his appetite for his stupidity and helps put the Team in position to stay out of last place. He is generally the funniest guy in and out of the locker room. He is very smooth (just on the ice, NOT with the women) and can stick handle very well but is constantly trying to rush end to end. Most of his Teammates quietly say to themselves, \"I wish he would pass the puck to me a little bit more\" but then they realize he is much better than them and keep their mouths shut!! Stats: Average goals last season +- 7. Average assists per season +- 12. Average penalties per game +- 2. This stick may increase your Goals to +- 10, Assists to +-14. While there are no guarantees, this stick is designed to help you feel good about your game. We see Teams that have players using this stick have an overall record of about 75% Win to Loss Ratio and usually make the playoffs\u003c\/span\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eP92:\u003c\/strong\u003e The undisputed top choice. It features a slight curve near the middle\/toe and an open face. 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